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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.06.24 21:42:00 -
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I see you're headed to the midnight showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
5
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Posted - 2012.06.24 22:14:00 -
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Nice second hand Vidal Sassoon haircut you got there.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
11
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Posted - 2012.06.25 16:00:00 -
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Gonna go out on a limb and suggest you strangle puppies to Christmas music....?
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
46
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Posted - 2012.06.26 15:17:00 -
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Hoo boy, your vacuous face as you scratch yourself like a mindless ape...oh, wait, that's me in the mirror, never mind.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
56
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Posted - 2012.06.26 18:43:00 -
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Did Mommy dress you up for the Babylon 5 fan convention?
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
64
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Posted - 2012.06.27 15:58:00 -
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Nice dramatic picture of light and shadow which hides the Hello Kitty tattoo on one side of your face.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
72
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Posted - 2012.06.27 19:56:00 -
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Tyreul Severasse wrote:Your mother was a hamster!
I really liked you as the Lollipop Munchkin in Wizard of Oz.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
81
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Posted - 2012.06.28 12:46:00 -
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Nice GQ pose you got going on there. Good thing no one knows about your Magic Pony underpants which would spoil the whole thing.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
106
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Posted - 2012.06.29 19:44:00 -
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Does it take you a full afternoon to shave that chin?
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
106
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Posted - 2012.06.29 19:53:00 -
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Zimmy Zeta wrote:Even your best milkshake wouldn't bring a single boy to the yard.
Next time try Great Clips instead of cutting your hair with a weed whacker.
Bring your possibles. |
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
143
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Posted - 2012.07.01 16:05:00 -
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Oh, why the pouty face, did you lose your little red wagon?
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
153
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Posted - 2012.07.02 20:10:00 -
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You know, cutting your scalp that close doesn't really hide the fact you have male pattern baldness.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
167
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Posted - 2012.07.02 23:07:00 -
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You prove the old addage that beauty is skin deep but ugly is to the bone.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
181
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Posted - 2012.07.03 12:42:00 -
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Camper101 wrote:Yours neither!
You look like your Hello Kitty scratch n' sniff coloring book was a big disappointment.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
190
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Posted - 2012.07.03 19:19:00 -
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Did your parents have any children that lived?
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
194
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Posted - 2012.07.03 20:42:00 -
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Hating myself right now because I ate a big bowl of ice cream and cried on the couch and I know I'm fat you don't have to tell me. *bursts into tears*
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
208
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Posted - 2012.07.05 23:03:00 -
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I'm thinking there's a reason your mommy told you to run with the scissors...
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
224
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Posted - 2012.07.06 16:58:00 -
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Headed to the Alice Cooper concert, sunshine?
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
226
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Posted - 2012.07.06 19:46:00 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:Off to do a little arc welding, eh? Don't forget to put on some kind of head cover. That hair looks combustible.
Fu Manchu called and he wants his mustache back.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
226
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Posted - 2012.07.06 19:46:00 -
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The Protato wrote:Khergit Deserters wrote:Off to do a little arc welding, eh? Don't forget to put on some kind of head cover. That hair looks combustible. Genghis Khan called. He wants his moustache back.
haha you beat me to it 
Bring your possibles. |
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
277
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Posted - 2012.07.08 17:42:00 -
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The 1967 G.I. Joe wants his hair back....
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
300
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Posted - 2012.07.11 20:12:00 -
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Kee-ripes. Ever think about changing your pod fluid once in a blue moon?
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
300
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Posted - 2012.07.11 20:35:00 -
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Yep, that's pretty much all we have to do is just hate them. BTW, do those things have their own internal combustion engines...?
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
315
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Posted - 2012.07.12 18:13:00 -
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I loved you as the inbred kid with the banjo in Deliverance.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
340
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Posted - 2012.07.13 17:02:00 -
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I see you're bucking for the title role in the remake of The Bride of Frankenstein....
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
341
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Posted - 2012.07.15 15:15:00 -
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Later tonight you'll be bent over a restaurant sink looking for a higher skim out of the tip jar.....
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
360
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Posted - 2012.07.16 15:51:00 -
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The whole Legolas look ain't working there, champ.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
367
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Posted - 2012.07.17 13:16:00 -
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Change your pod fluid occasionally, you little hobo.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
385
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Posted - 2012.07.18 16:15:00 -
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Your mother must have had a really hard time explaining you.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
401
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Posted - 2012.07.19 14:25:00 -
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Someday god will reach down from the clouds and squeeze your pus-filled heart. On that day I will dance. I. Will. Dance.
Bring your possibles. |
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
419
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Posted - 2012.07.22 17:57:00 -
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Good heavens, eat a cracker or sumpin', scarecrow.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
434
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Posted - 2012.07.23 17:25:00 -
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I don't care what people say I think there's at least one full set of teeth in your family.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
462
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Posted - 2012.07.24 18:28:00 -
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The male pattern baldness runs strong in your family, Luke.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
474
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Posted - 2012.07.25 16:36:00 -
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Sax Rohmer would have loved you.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
489
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Posted - 2012.07.26 14:19:00 -
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Your Japanese sex robot needs batteries there, Casanova.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
525
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Posted - 2012.07.27 13:53:00 -
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Got a little pod fluid right there under your eyebrow. No, on your left. No. Your other left, genius.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
545
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Posted - 2012.07.30 20:06:00 -
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As a good Amarrian I don't hate you but I do hate your sins. Therefore you should be punished and excoriated to the limit so that your sins may be cleansed from your wicked, hateful body. Only then may you find peace and love.
Eh, what the hey. I hate you anyway, sins and all.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
561
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Posted - 2012.07.31 21:48:00 -
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That soft light in your picture doesn't nearly show you as old as you really are.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
578
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Posted - 2012.08.01 16:20:00 -
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Look on the bright side. Perhaps today you will be podded and then your meaningless existence will be over.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
611
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Posted - 2012.08.02 15:03:00 -
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Maybe you shouldn't swallow half a bottle of Xanax before you go out in public?
Bring your possibles. |
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
634
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Posted - 2012.08.06 16:28:00 -
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All dressed up for Legolas cosplay, I see?
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
878
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Posted - 2012.10.06 15:59:00 -
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Lose the Breaking Bad look there, sport. It's old and tired. Also, fix the flat on my Segway and I'll give you a nickel.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1173
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Posted - 2013.07.04 00:30:00 -
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Might I suggest a high colonic to take some of that tension out of your face....?
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1376
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Posted - 2013.07.26 23:29:00 -
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Haha, no little boy, I don't need someone to carry my groceries home. Now you go play in the space lanes like a good little lad and try not to pull your winkie before you go to bed, that's a good fella.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1947
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Posted - 2014.04.23 23:27:00 -
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Carpet isn't matching the drapes, dearie.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1963
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Posted - 2014.04.26 18:18:00 -
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For Tyra: Boys may like to go through your jump gate, but they don't marry girls like you.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
1984
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Posted - 2014.04.27 12:39:00 -
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Says the guy with a purple stripe on his face. Sorry, Uncas, but that ship has sailed.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2035
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Posted - 2014.04.29 18:22:00 -
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You might be able to do something about that wild eyed manic stare if you cut back on the meth.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2045
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Posted - 2014.04.29 21:58:00 -
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Protip: you can set the clone machine to something other than "manlet"
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2075
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Posted - 2014.05.01 16:36:00 -
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Don't pout. At least your Mommy didn't biomass you like she wanted....oops, wasn't supposed to let that slip.
Bring your possibles. |
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2135
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Posted - 2014.05.04 15:22:00 -
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That whole "Michael Ansara out of his Star Trek Klingon uniform" look went out with the 60s, dear.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2188
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Posted - 2014.05.05 11:24:00 -
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You are the airbrush of the historically disfavored Soviet apparatchik in my heart.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2220
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Posted - 2014.05.06 13:09:00 -
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You are the Red Shirt to my Captain Kirk.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2256
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Posted - 2014.05.07 19:39:00 -
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You're that clacky thing on the roulette wheel of life.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2259
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Posted - 2014.05.08 23:24:00 -
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Speaks the guy with the purple racing stripe about fetishes.....
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2283
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Posted - 2014.05.14 15:03:00 -
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I can't hate myself. I'm too perfect. Except this one freckle on my nose looks like a damn moose head.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2312
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Posted - 2014.05.26 15:39:00 -
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Need to buy a jacket that fits, champ. You're in Big Boy pants now.
Bring your possibles. |
Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2692
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Posted - 2014.05.26 15:39:26 -
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Need to buy a jacket that fits, champ. You're in Big Boy pants now.
Bring your possibles.
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2841
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Posted - 2015.01.29 17:14:24 -
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Your mother didn't beat you enough.
Bring your possibles.
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2921
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Posted - 2015.03.21 15:20:32 -
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It's easy to see why your mother never loved you.
Bring your possibles.
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
2986
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Posted - 2015.03.28 13:13:07 -
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Even kittens hate you.
Bring your possibles.
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
3033
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Posted - 2015.03.31 08:53:47 -
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Looking at your bald head reminds me I've got to feed my naked mole rats today.
Bring your possibles.
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
3048
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Posted - 2015.04.01 14:52:07 -
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Okay, Quasimodo, whatever.
Bring your possibles.
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
3172
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Posted - 2015.04.06 19:20:40 -
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So I'm guessing the other side of that profile is full Harvey Dent?
Bring your possibles.
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
3253
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Posted - 2015.04.08 12:01:52 -
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The Lex Luthor look isn't cutting it, chief.
Bring your possibles.
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
3275
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Posted - 2015.04.08 16:52:14 -
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Verily, I say unto you that your words are but bits of sand in the midst of a great storm that is the Fierce and Terrible Face of the Lord and you will be Judged by His Word and cast into the Deep Pit of Everlasting Fire while I sit back and eat donuts and laugh.
Because, you know, Amarr.
Bring your possibles.
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
3407
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Posted - 2015.04.09 14:20:16 -
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Stuff your hate. Embrace love.
The love of my hate for you.
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
3423
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Posted - 2015.04.14 11:08:29 -
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You look like the rejected effluvia from a biomass act gone wrong.
Bring your possibles.
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
3743
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Posted - 2015.04.28 22:24:42 -
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You're head's like a balloon filled with curdled milk.
Looks good on you, though.
Bring your possibles.
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Gaellia Bonaventure
Shifting Sands Trader Cartel
Bleak Horizon Alliance.
3926
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Posted - 2015.05.05 22:50:47 -
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My mom can beat up your dad.
Bring your possibles.
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Gaellia Bonaventure
EVE University
Ivy League
4419
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Posted - 2015.07.29 22:15:26 -
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I'm sure you're a nice person for a kitten killing maniac.
Bring your possibles.
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